11:50 AM Ankura has joined
Charles has joined
Charles: hi!
me: I want to talk about the ginger bread man chase all together
me: that was a good day
Charles: awww!
me: a great day even!
Ankura: hahahaha
Charles: super day!
me: as you can see I'm working relaly hard today
Ankura: i wish today could be like that day
Charles: better than squirrel appreciation day!
11:51 AM
me: OH CHARLEY
Charles: OH NORA
me: you have to fucking buy your dman tickets to boston
babs and I bought ours
me: if you're not on the bus with us drinking vodka you're not our firend
Ankura: superbowl weekend! in boston!
Charles: aahH!
hahah
11:52 AM Ankura: hot toddys will be drank
me: drink drank drunk
Charles: yay!
Ankura: and socks will be worn, to terrys party
air mattresses will be inflated
and space heaters will be used this time, haha
Charles: haha terry throws me off by sending evites and not facaebook invites
hahaha
Ankura: its because he's over 30, hahaha
11:53 AM Charles: haaaha
me: hahahahaha
HAHAHAH
I love ankura
Ankura: i love nora
Charles: i'm in love with nora
Ankura: i
oops
i'm in love with a gingerbread man
11:54 AM me: OH SNAP
as in ginger snap
wokka wokkame: FUCKING BUY YOUR TICKETS
Charles: listen woman
11:58 AM Ankura: have you guys ever had Bison Grass vodka?
me: don't think so
11:59 AM Charles: moi auci
me: aussi
dummy
Charles: you're a dummy
me: that's true
Ankura: haha
in quebec they spell it auci
(thats a lie)
Charles: hahaha
12:00 PM OUE OUE OUE
Charles: i got home 3:40am last night! boston doesn't exist after 1:30AM
me: charley, did you buy your ticekts yet?
Ankura: i know, it kind of falls off the map
Charles: it enters a temporal shift
Ankura: haha or that
Charles: and reappears at 6AM
Ankura: just in time for the T to start running
12:08 PM Charles: haha if a city's metro isn't running the city doesn't exist
fact
Ankura: so that means boston doesn't exist after midnight haha
Charles: it's like the whole if a tree falls in the woods thing
woa this random hot guy just walked into the office
12:09 PM Ankura: get his digits
Charles: he's just so attractive
me: CHARLEY
DID YOU BUY YOUR TICEKTS?
DID YOU BUY YOUR TICEKTS?
Charles: NO
let me get on that
me: this might be as important as your hot coworker
Charles: haha, i need the tough love
me: or you're gonna have to take the china town bus by yourself like last time
and babs and I will be on a honeymoon
Charles: nooo!
12:10 PM me: and you will have to hold hands with a crazy smelly person
Ankura: yes, you'll be forced to
Charles: it's true, they enforce handholding
Charles: this guy needs to stop being so good looking and in my office
me: because hes distracting you from buying a ticket?
Charles: hahaha actually yes he is
12:12 PM Ankura: clearly
bring him on the bus with you
Charles: he's totally unexplained too! i have no clue what he's doing here
12:14 PM Ankura: i sent him there
Charles: i bet you did
12:15 PM me: CAN YOU PLEASE SEND HOT MANZ MY WAY?
12:16 PM Charles: well my guy just left i'm sure he's on his way to your office nora
to just inexplicably show up, look hot for a while, then leave
Ankura: oooh, too bad i dont have an office
Charles: the world is your office
Ankura: maybe he'll show up looking hot in my house
12:17 PM me: and then things can really get serious
in a house as opposed to an office
Charles: wooo!
Ankura: this is true
i'm sure he's heading to port authority right now
12:18 PM me: I read that as the pot authrority
me: which was confusing
but not THAT confusing
Ankura: pot authority
nyc needs a pot authority
12:19 PM Charles: at the port authority
Ankura: yes, thats exactly were it should be
12:20 PM me: you're right
12:21 PM Charles: I BOUGHT MY TICKETS NORA
12:22 PM me: I just peed my pants
in excitement
Charles: clean up before the hot guy shows up
12:23 PM hot guys don't appreciate pee on the pants
they do appreciate squirrels
2:32 PM Charles: haha
just look at that penguin
12:36 PM digest that for a second. i'm going to grab a sandwich.
me: la la lives here
and this king penguin is really living like a king
I CANNOT DEAL
they gave him a backpack
that is PENGUIN shaped
Charles: I KNOW
12:37 PM me: and then he just SWALLOWS A WHOLE FISH
and walks away
and doesn't say thank you
Charles: I KNOW
hahha
me: he's a rude penguin
Charles: penguins are nature's assholes
12:38 PM me: hahahahHAHAHAHA he left his change in his other suit
and who names a male pengin LALA?
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